jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
averypottersenioryear: if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone,...– Howard, Fresh Meat (via cenobiteme)
pamelabeesly: You guys are such nerds! The office isn’t ending, nope. Right at the last minute, Michael is going to come out and yell BOOM ROASTED SEE YOU BITCHES NEXT SEASON! And our beautiful life will continue on. xoxo gossip girl
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publius-esquire: George Washington: Would use a simple template and dedicate his blog mostly to his farm work; what crops are doing well and what grows best in what soil, and where to get the best beer in the country. It’s not a terribly active blog. Accidentally became tumblr famous. He’s…
I knew he didn’t love me, but I adored him anyway.– Patti Smith (via sundaylatte)
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
damngruchy: hailthelordylordypicca: i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy NO YOU DON’T
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
stonerstagram: friendly reminder that not all christians are homophobic not everyone agrees with you not all white people are racist rape jokes arent funny suicide jokes arent funny self harm jokes arent funny eating disorder jokes arent funny
meggannn: sometimes i think i can write but then i see what other people write and
Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
sometimelow: dontcha wish your girlfriend was a socially awkward teenage blogger with an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters like me dontcha
killermadchen: shadowgentleman: Being part of a fandom but not really caring about the show anymore
muggleland: the ceo of ambercrrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
sexcake: i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
supjerbear: have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different
There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not...– Yasmin Mogahed (via qoldlush)
theyellowbrickroad: i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
arrest-the-scarf: jaredpotterloki: when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my...
fartrickstump: do u ever care about something for like three seconds
gallaghermilkovichs: tatemilkovich: mickiemilkovich: i miss ian gallagher #but then again so does mickey